Shitter Was Full!

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Have you checked your shitters lately? They might be full. Lucky the sewer is close by. You can just #emptythechemicaltoilet in there. How convenient!

Christmas Vacation Eggnog

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Clark’s a hospitable guy. He’s taking the surprise arrival of Ellen’s relatives in stride. But he’s only human. And Eddie would test the patience of even the best of people. So he can’t help it if he lets slide a little quip here in there at the expense of him. It’s all in good fun. Now, let’s have some eggnog!

Griswold’s Exterior Illumination

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His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. “Check every bulb!” is his motto. If you need your house lit up like the Christmas Star…or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark’s your man. Griswold’s uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You’ll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold’s!