His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. “Check every bulb!” is his motto. If you need your house lit up like the Christmas Star…or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark’s your man. Griswold’s uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You’ll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold’s!
Is that Ice Ice Baby I hear? I hope you like to kick it because Prestige Worldwide, the first word in entertainment, is here with their first music act, Huff & Doback. Rock your next wine mixer “to the extreme” with these sweet threads!
Get it while you’re young, baby! Who doesn’t love those loveable old gals from Miami? Embrace your inner Sophia, and soon you’ll be saying, “Picture it, Sicily, 1922!” Stay Golden!
There’s no place quite like Amity Island!
Where you can have fun on the sandy beach, wind surf with some dolphins, have your arm gnawed off by a blood thirsty shark, and other exciting things.
Encounter one of nature’s most dangerous animals and enjoy an adrenaline-filled day of pants-crapping terror together with the ones you love.
When you think about it, there is no place like Amity Island. So come to Amity Island and get too close for comfort!
Wouldn’t you like to get away? Beers! Beers can get you there. Whether your name is Norm, Cliff or Carla, it doesn’t matter. You’re all welcome. Where everybody knows your name? So, saddle up to the bar. Pour a glass of your favorite brew, and let’s get this party started!
Oh, fudge! You were driving home with your beautiful, freshly-cut Christmas tree and you got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road and heading home to decorate it. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!