Ay-ay-ron You Done Messed Up!



Ay-ay-ron? No Ay-ay-ron, huh? You better be sick, dead or wearing this shirt, Ay-ay-ron! Mr Garvey, the substitute is taking roll and he’s in no mood to play with insubordinate and churlish kids. Ba-la-kay and Dee-nice have already tested his patience. Don’t even think about messing with him. If you’re feelin’ this Aaron’s Rental mashup design, you should order quickly before Mr. Garvey sends you down to Oh-Shag-Hennessy’s office!

Griswold’s Exterior Illumination



His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. “Check every bulb!” is his motto. If you need your house lit up like the Christmas Star…or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark’s your man. Griswold’s uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You’ll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold’s!

Amity Island – Aquatic Adventure



There’s no place quite like Amity Island!

Where you can have fun on the sandy beach, wind surf with some dolphins, have your arm gnawed off by a blood thirsty shark, and other exciting things.

Encounter one of nature’s most dangerous animals and enjoy an adrenaline-filled day of pants-crapping terror together with the ones you love.

When you think about it, there is no place like Amity Island. So come to Amity Island and get too close for comfort!


Cheers for Beers!


Wouldn’t you like to get away? Beers! Beers can get you there. Whether your name is Norm, Cliff or Carla, it doesn’t matter. You’re all welcome. Where everybody knows your name? So, saddle up to the bar. Pour a glass of your favorite brew, and let’s get this party started!