Have you picked up author, Jack Torrance’s new book yet? You got a BIG surprise coming to you! Here’s a little excerpt from his new bestseller! Words of wisdom, you could say.
There’s nothing he’d look forward to with greater pleasure, than you reading his long awaited novel he worked so hard on. Pick it up. It’s not going to kill you.
You got a BIG surprise coming to you!
— Jack Torrance