Todd and Margo!

Our favorite pretentious, yuppie couple from one of our beloved Christmas movies. Got a Christmas party to go to? Going as a couple? Share a laugh with friends and family! Snag these fun designs that pay tribute to the Chevy Chase classic we all know and love.
MARGO:
“Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!”
TODD:
“I DON’T KNOW, MARGO!”

The Sandworms Neitherworld Tour

Masters of Surreality; Lords of the Neitherworld; Children of the Grave. Whether you’ve long ago drifted into the void or recently deceased, The Sandworms rock the realm like no other. Don’t hate ’em; don’t spend the afterlife lanquishing in solitude. Catch The Sandworms on the next stop of their tour. It’s showtime!

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Beetlejuice Pictionary Equation

Beetle what? Something…Juice? He’s the leading bio-exorcist of the afterlife. He’ll do anything, he’ll even possess himself if you want him. But he can’t tell you his name. You’ll have to figure that out on your own. Maybe this illustrated equation will help. Once you figure it out, remember, say it once, say it twice, third time’s the charm!

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Jack’s Words of Wisdom

Have you picked up author, Jack Torrance’s new book yet? You got a BIG surprise coming to you! Here’s a little excerpt from his new bestseller! Words of wisdom, you could say.

There’s nothing he’d look forward to with greater pleasure, than you reading his long awaited novel he worked so hard on. Pick it up. It’s not going to kill you.

You got a BIG surprise coming to you!

— Jack Torrance