His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. “Check every bulb!” is his motto. If you need your house lit up like the Christmas Star…or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark’s your man. Griswold’s uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You’ll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold’s!
You’re doomed! You’re all Dooooomed! Better listen to the guy. Ralph might be a little crazy but he’s right about “Camp Blood!” Ever since a little boy drowned there, Crystal Lake has had a death curse! Anyone who dares stay there is “Dooooomed!”
Is that Ice Ice Baby I hear? I hope you like to kick it because Prestige Worldwide, the first word in entertainment, is here with their first music act, Huff & Doback. Rock your next wine mixer “to the extreme” with these sweet threads!
Get it while you’re young, baby! Who doesn’t love those loveable old gals from Miami? Embrace your inner Sophia, and soon you’ll be saying, “Picture it, Sicily, 1922!” Stay Golden!
There’s no place quite like Amity Island!
Where you can have fun on the sandy beach, wind surf with some dolphins, have your arm gnawed off by a blood thirsty shark, and other exciting things.
Encounter one of nature’s most dangerous animals and enjoy an adrenaline-filled day of pants-crapping terror together with the ones you love.
When you think about it, there is no place like Amity Island. So come to Amity Island and get too close for comfort!
Don’t you just love this great country? The good ol’ USofA.! Designed in a distressed, classic beer label style, combining two wonderful things…America and beer. If you want to show your ‘Merican pride, this shirt’s for you!
The senior class of ’77 should take heed of their older and wiser friend Wooderson’s mantra, you just gotta keep livin, l-i-v-i-n. He’s been working for the city for a few years. Got a little change in his pockets. He’s got it all figured out.